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The SantaLand Diaries
Thursday, December 3, 2009, 7:30 PM
Gerding Theater - Studio

By David Sedaris
Adapted for the stage by Joe Mantello

The woman at Macy’s asked, ‘Would you be interested in full-time or evening and weekend elf?’ I said, ‘Full-time elf.’ I have an appointment next Wednesday at noon.

Based on the outlandish, and true, chronicles of David Sedaris’ experience as Crumpet the Elf in Macy’s Santaland display, this hilarious cult classic features comic encounters during the height of the holiday crunch. NPR humorist and best-selling author of When You Are Engulfed in Flames, Me Talk Pretty One Day and Dress Your Family in Corduroy and Denim, David Sedaris has become one of America’s pre-eminent humor writers. PCS brings a holiday favorite back to Portland as a special Studio Theater presentation.

‘Priceless observations, both outrageous and subtle. Destined to hold a place in the annals of American humor writing.’ --New York Times

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Studio$30.00 seats
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This performance will also be held on:
Fri, Dec 4, 2009, 7:30 PM
Sat, Dec 5, 2009, 7:30 PM
Sun, Dec 6, 2009, 2:00 PM
Sun, Dec 6, 2009, 7:30 PM
Tue, Dec 8, 2009, 7:30 PM
Wed, Dec 9, 2009, 7:30 PM
Thu, Dec 10, 2009, 7:30 PM
Thu, Dec 10, 2009, 10:00 PM
Fri, Dec 11, 2009, 7:30 PM
Sat, Dec 12, 2009, 2:00 PM
Sat, Dec 12, 2009, 7:30 PM
Sun, Dec 13, 2009, 2:00 PM
Sun, Dec 13, 2009, 7:30 PM
Tue, Dec 15, 2009, 7:30 PM
Wed, Dec 16, 2009, 7:30 PM
Thu, Dec 17, 2009, 7:30 PM
Thu, Dec 17, 2009, 10:00 PM
Fri, Dec 18, 2009, 7:30 PM
Sat, Dec 19, 2009, 2:00 PM
Sat, Dec 19, 2009, 7:30 PM
Sun, Dec 20, 2009, 2:00 PM
Sun, Dec 20, 2009, 7:30 PM
Tue, Dec 22, 2009, 7:30 PM
Wed, Dec 23, 2009, 2:00 PM
Wed, Dec 23, 2009, 7:30 PM
Thu, Dec 24, 2009, 12:00 PM
Thu, Dec 24, 2009, 5:00 PM
Sat, Dec 26, 2009, 2:00 PM
Sat, Dec 26, 2009, 7:30 PM
Sun, Dec 27, 2009, 2:00 PM
Sun, Dec 27, 2009, 7:30 PM
Tue, Dec 29, 2009, 7:00 PM
Tue, Dec 29, 2009, 10:00 PM
Wed, Dec 30, 2009, 2:00 PM
Wed, Dec 30, 2009, 7:30 PM
Thu, Dec 31, 2009, 5:00 PM
Sat, Jan 2, 2010, 2:00 PM
Sat, Jan 2, 2010, 7:30 PM

For further assistance please email us at: boxoffice@pcs.org or call 503.445.3700.

 

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